JOKES OF THE DAY

Warning On Products

Warning On Products

Warning On Products

 

Some actual product?warning labels:

 

1.) On a New Zealand insect spray –

THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

 

2.) On a Sears hairdryer –

DO NOT USE?WHILE SLEEPING.

 

3.) On a bag of Fritos Chips-

YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.

 

4.) On Marks & Spencer?Bread Pudding?-

PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.

 

5.) On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights –

FOR INDOOR?OR OUTDOOR?USE ONLY.

 

6.) On a Swedish?chainsaw?-

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.

 

7.) On a child?s superman costume –

WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.

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