Santa met a woman and liked her. The feeling seemed to be mutual. However, he did not know how to proceed further.
He then decided to call his trusty friend Banta and asked for advice. Banta told him, that all modern women liked to come straight to the point, and liked a man who knew his way about the house. So call her for a meal to your house. This will impress her.
Santa liked the advice, and called the lady home.
The next day, Banta called up Santa and asked him how his date went.
Santa got angry with Banta, and after calling him a few choice names, said the lady came, was happy and all, and they sat around in the drawing room for a couple of hours.
She finally asked Santa when he was going to serve dinner, to which he replied that he was wondering when she would go into the kitchen and start cooking.
She slapped him hard across his face, called him an a****le and stormed out!