JOKES OF THE DAY

Little Johnny comes home from catholic

Little Johnny comes home from catholic

Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell

you not to fight with the other boys?”

 

“But Dad, it wasn’t my fault. We were all in church saying our

prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress

in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That’s

when she hit me!”

 

“Johnny,” the father said. “You don’t do those kind of things to

women.”

 

Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye

black and blue. Johnny’s father said, “Johnny, I thought we had a

talk!”

 

“But Dad,” Johnny said, “It wasn’t my fault. There we were in church

saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had

her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to

me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she

doesn’t like this, so I pushed it back in!”

 

 

 

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