JOKES OF THE DAY

Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.

Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.

Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.

Client: Well, give me the bad news first.

Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene

Client: Oh no! I’m ruined! What’s the good news?

Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!

 

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