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JOKES OF THE DAY

Boss: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Boss: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Editorial Staff
January 30, 2014

Boss: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?

 

Employee: That’s easy, 49.

 

Boss: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

 

Employee: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

 

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

 

Employee: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

 

Boss: It’s lion’s birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

 

Employee: Because the deer is in the fridge.

 

Boss: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

 

Employee: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday

 

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

 

Employee: Er….I guess she drowned….err…

 

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job….You may leave now!

 

Moral: ‘No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared . If your Boss has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed .’

 

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January 30, 2014
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